I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
