I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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