This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
operation harelip BJ is a go
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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