Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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