im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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