i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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