they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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