puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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