This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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