I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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