I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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