Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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