You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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i dont even know how to be here
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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