I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
So squirting runs in the family.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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