That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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