Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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