So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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