I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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