Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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