It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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