i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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