Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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