Tell her she can't have a vagina
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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