I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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