**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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