I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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