They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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