i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I forget how to act sober
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
