did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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