There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Porn is love you can see.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
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Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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