Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I got inside last night via doggy door
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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