Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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