So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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