Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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