don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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