This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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