No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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