She's JV to your varsity
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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