evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I wish there were birth control emojis
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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