My friends, they love my intelligence
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
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Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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