yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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