The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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