I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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