Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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