Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I touched a dick in church today
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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