i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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