I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
