Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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