I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
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