I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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