dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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