im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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