can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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