What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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